Monday, October 17, 2005

*Don't You Just Hate it When....

(or)
...~It Could Be Worse!


*You lock your house keys and car keys inside your apartment?

~could have left my cellphone inside, too!




*You misplace something even though you know where you put it; overlooking it three times before you find it...exactly where you knew it was!

~could have lost it permanently

*Someone assigns a tone of voice to an email you wrote and it is the wrong tone?

~could have let the reaction really get to me



*You forgot something you need while running an errand...FIVE times?

~could have forgotten it six times


*Someone who doesn't know you well passes judgment on you about something with which they themselves have struggled?

~"Do not judge so that you will not be judged. For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' and behold, the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye."(Mt 7; NASB)



*Your boss keeps making stupid decisions for which you end up paying?

~could be without a job...or she could be smarter than I am! ;-)




*You pick up your coffee cup to enjoy the last few sips only to discover a dead fly in your mug.

~could have swallowed the fly

2 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

Well aren't we feeling optimistic?

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow...thats a really 'fly' coffee mug.

6:33 AM  

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