Commercial
In the spirit of American television, I have decided to post a commerical. (or two)
Aslan promotes literacy.He believes that reading is the key to opening up the world of possibility to all who engage in this worthwhile activity.
Okay, maybe I am stretching the truth just a little, but is that not the spirit of commercialism?
So maybe he just likes sitting in that empty spot. Still, literacy is very important and highly underrated.
So, read!
Oh wait a minute. You are reading.
Good for you. Don't you feel as though your life has been enriched?
**NEWSFLASH** The Lady's tennis predictions have netted her an overall success rate of 69%. She is highly dissatisfied but hoping to see improvement in the days to come
Luke advocates the protection of hearing by the use of reasonable sound levels.As of now, there are no audio companies that manufacture kitty-ear plugs. This is a travesty!
Especially for those domestic animals who live in music-laden homes.
Homes where the man-figure plays cheap, disgusting, electric twangers.
Protect your ears. For hearing's sake, turn it down!!
posted by Lady Constance at 10:05:00 PM
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A lesser-known, but still highly effective method of protecting your hearing is believing God when he speaks to you instead of ignoring him.
This message brought to you by the Council To Prevent Hearing Loss Caused By A Lack Of Belief In The Big G...a Ben Smith Foundation.
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hey...
I dont have 100 watts of vintage tube power to 'turn it down'
You know the volume is just right when it makes your ears bleed.
Rock on Dudes !!!
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