Last of the Big Hold-Outs

I thought I'd seen it all...until now! Hold onto yourselves while I break this news as gently as I can: After fighting urges both internal and external, both Andy and Pat have finally given in. That's right. They have caught up with the majority of society and now have cell phones!

I'm sure you can guess who owns the spiffy Motorola Razor, right? Or can you?