White Shirts

Wearing a white shirt is usually a risky endeavor for me. Invariably, something gets spilled. Usually it is red pasta sauce or an equally nasty stain making substance.

Today must be my lucky day. I am wearing a white shirt and did indeed spill. Well, I didn't spill. I dropped something. It was my toothpaste laden toothbrush. Hooray for me - my toothpaste is white!

However, the day is just beginning...