As I've Matured

This is actually one of those semi-annoying email forwards. However, some of the statements are quite true so I figured I would post them here and see if I could have some fun with it. The images did not transfer well, but I am sure you will get the general idea.




I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I have learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.






I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I have learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.





I have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think.

I have learned you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.







I have learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.


I have learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.





I have learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I have learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity.





I have learned the people you care most about in life are taken too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

I have learned no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

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~The following are my own thoughts~
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I have learned that for a relationship to be long lasting and fulfilling, love isn't enough.

Sure, relationships take work. The ones where I see progress-forward motion-are worth working on. The ones that just move around in circles and never get anywhere and consistently cause negative feelings for both people are very difficult to maintain. Sometimes, I just give up for a while. There are times when I feel guilty for that and other times I want to scream, "Can you blame me???"